Original "My Way" written by Revaux/Francois/Anka

Bill Clinton's... My Way! And now, my end is near; I'll try to hide my raging fury. I thought I made things clear; I testified to Starr's Grand Jury. I answered every charge, In my deny, deny, deny-way. And yes, about that dress; I stained it my way! Yet, there were times, I'm sure you knew, When Monica bit off more than she could chew. But now you know, there is no doubt; She did the deed -- then spit it out. It hit her dress. It made a mess. I stained it my way! I've had my share of chicks, Like Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers. And then there's Monica, Who did the deed -- for hours and hours... We did it in my car, While driving ev'ry D.C. highway. But I confess, as for that dress; I stained it my way! (Brief musical interlude while President Clinton mops the beads of sweat from his brow with a borrowed handkerchief) Regrets, I've got a few; But then again, just 'cause they caught me. I did who I wanted to do, But that Ken Starr -- he always fought me. I've had all of those babes; And may I say - not in a shy way. But for that dress, I must confess; I stained it my way! For what is Bill Clinton -- what has he got? If not some chick, then he has naught. He does the things he truly feels; And not the acts of ONE WHO KNEELS. The record shows I TOOK THE BLOWS --- I STAINED IT MY WAY!!!