Make YOUR opinions count!
Play MAJORITY SAYS !!! -- The Free Game where the Majority Rules !!!


for Thursday, March 11

First, a few brief words from our fine sponsors...

And now, on with the show...

Make your own PERSONAL opinions count on...

For each question, select whichever choice
best matches your own PERSONAL opinion.

Try to answer EVERY question -- even if some
are so tough you have to toss a mental coin.

All the answers to this survey are
TOTALLY ANONYMOUS --
So don't hesitate to tell the truth.

The results of today's survey, including YOUR
votes, will be used in tomorrow's game of...
Majority Says !!!

 

Would you rather be able to...
Talk to the animals
?
Fly like the birds

 
For ten thousand dollars CASH, would you take a nice, long bath in tub filled to the brim with your own sweat?
Sure
?
No, thank you

 
Martha Stewart -- A legend in her own...
Time
?
Mind

 
In YOUR humble opinion, is the...
Love of money the root of all evil
?
LACK of money the root of all evil

 
Do you ever sleep in the nude?
Yes
?
No

 
Would you rather be...
Loved
?
Respected

 
In a typical day, do you more often say...
'Yes'
?
'No'

 
Do you prefer your sandwiches to be cut...
Diagonally
?
Side-to-side

 
In a typical day, do you spend more time using the...
Internet
?
Bathroom (...and if you have a computer and Internet hookup in your bathroom, I don't know WHAT you should say!)

 
Have you EVER slept on the same sheets for more than a month without washing them?
No way -- Cleanliness is next to Godliness!
?
Sure I have -- hasn't everybody? Anyway, there's nothing like the smell of sweaty sheets in the morning.

 
   


(one moment please, while we tabulate)