Make YOUR opinions count!
Play MAJORITY SAYS !!! -- The Free Game where the Majority Rules !!!


for Monday, May 20

First, a few brief words from our fine sponsors...

And now, on with the show...

Make your own PERSONAL opinions count on...

For each question, select whichever choice
best matches your own PERSONAL opinion.

Try to answer EVERY question -- even if some
are so tough you have to toss a mental coin.

All the answers to this survey are
TOTALLY ANONYMOUS --
So don't hesitate to tell the truth.

The results of today's survey, including YOUR
votes, will be used in tomorrow's game of...
Majority Says !!!

 

Would you rather have...
Bright green skin
?
Porcupine quills for hair

 
Honestly, do you worry more about...
Global warming
?
How your hair looks

 
Chihuahuas...
Adorable little dogs
?
Rats that bark

 
Your own Private Concert by Neil Diamond -- A little bit of...
Heaven
?
Hell

 
Would you like YOUR child to grow up to be President of the United States?
Yes
?
Oh heaven's no!

 
When you're eating alone, do you ever wipe your hands on your clothes?
Yes
?
No

 
Do you keep a "fat" wardrobe and a "skinny" wardrobe?
Yes
?
No

 
Have you ever shot a real gun?
Yes
?
No

 
There's a rumor that "Billion-Dollar Bill" Gates wants to hire someone to (how do I put this nicely) attend to his 'personal hygiene'. They say he's offering fifty million dollars a year for his full-time "Special Helper". Are you interested?
Yes (Microsoft's phone number is 206-882-8080)
?
Uh, thanks, but NO thanks

 
In YOUR humble opinion, has the last year seemed to go by too...
Quickly
?
Slowly

 
   


(one moment please, while we tabulate)